Jun 17, 2009

Pussy Joke Number 8

Pussy Joke:

What kind of Pussy can a Man Eat?

A man cannot eat Black Pussy because that steel wool they call a bush will chap his face.

A man cannot eat Arab Pussy because those woman smell like camel dung.

A man cannot eat Mexican Pussy because his eyes will water from all the jalapenos she has consumed.

A man cannot eat White Pussy because she smells like a fish market.

That leaves only Asian Pussy. It's small, bushy, soft, and delicate. A perfect fit for a man's tongue.

And that completes our object lesson for today.
Bon appetit!

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