Jan 25, 2010

Pussy Joke Number 22

A Pussy Poem:

My back aches, my pussy is sore,
I simply can't fuck any more,
I'm covered with sweat,
And you haven't come yet,
And my God, it's a quarter to four!

Jan 11, 2010

Pussy Joke Number 21

Why I Gave Up My Pussy:

My friends all made fun of her.

She was constantly licking herself.

Pussy was too hairy for me.

I could never train her to pee in the toilet.

She wouldn’t wear her obedience collar.

Every time I played with her she scratched me.

I couldn’t train her to stay off the table.

All she wanted was attention.

She was very jealous of other females.

She liked it when I played with her.

She must have been French because she hated taking a bath.

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I just couldn’t get a license for her.
When I asked for a license for ‘Pussy’ they tried to put me in jail.

That damn cat was just too much trouble for me ….

Get you mind out of the gutter, what did you think I was talking about?
Submitted By: JACK