Jun 17, 2009

Pussy Joke Number 8

Pussy Joke:

What kind of Pussy can a Man Eat?

A man cannot eat Black Pussy because that steel wool they call a bush will chap his face.

A man cannot eat Arab Pussy because those woman smell like camel dung.

A man cannot eat Mexican Pussy because his eyes will water from all the jalapenos she has consumed.

A man cannot eat White Pussy because she smells like a fish market.

That leaves only Asian Pussy. It's small, bushy, soft, and delicate. A perfect fit for a man's tongue.

And that completes our object lesson for today.
Bon appetit!

Jun 12, 2009

Pussy Joke Number 7

The Fish Story by God:

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking around for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them.
Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier.
Adam said, "In the morning Eve and I made love for the first time."
God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?"
Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."
"Damn," says God, "Now all the fish will smell funny."
So now you know why fish smell. You also know why men often times relate a pussy odor to fish.
And think we have had it backwards all this time !!

Jun 4, 2009

Pussy Joke Number 6

Female Tested Highest Mark:

A female gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic.
So she found out from her local tech college what was involved, signed up for evening classes and attended diligently, learning all she could.
When time for the practical exam approached, she prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, she was surprised to find that she had obtained a mark of 150%. Fearing an error, she called the instructor saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark.
You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.
I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler..."