The Fish Story by God:
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking around for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them.
Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier.
Adam said, "In the morning Eve and I made love for the first time."
God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?"
Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."
"Damn," says God, "Now all the fish will smell funny."
So now you know why fish smell. You also know why men often times relate a pussy odor to fish.
And think we have had it backwards all this time !!