Two guys sitting in a bar talking about pussy.
The first guy says, "I hate it when I bring a girl over to my place, I bang her hard, dump my load into her pussy and she gets up and drips goo all over the bed and floor on the way to the bathroom."
The second guy says, "I solved that."
The first guy replies, "Did you put a towel next to the bed?"
The second guy responds, "Nope, I just let the air out and carry her into the shower and wash her there!"