First Date:
There was this guy and a girl.
They were on their first date and at the end of the date the girl just said kiss me.
The guy said, "on the lips." She replied, "yes."
So he bent down and started tonguing out her juicy wet pussy.
Jul 22, 2009
Jul 17, 2009
Pussy Joke Number 13
A man is making love to his wife.
He is really banging her pussy hard, and she is groaning loud.
Suddenly the man feels someone slapping his butt and realizes it's not is wife.
He stops, looks around and it's his young son crying.
He tells the boy, hey I'm not hurting your Mommy, we are making you that little brother you want so bad.
So the boy smiles and the father takes him back to his room and tucks him in.
The next day the father comes home from work, the little boy is sitting on the steps crying.
The father asks, 'What's wrong son?"
The little boy replies, "You know that baby brother you and Mommy were making."
The fatter smiles and says, "Yes."
The little boy says, "Well forget it, the mailman came over today and ate him!"
He is really banging her pussy hard, and she is groaning loud.
Suddenly the man feels someone slapping his butt and realizes it's not is wife.
He stops, looks around and it's his young son crying.
He tells the boy, hey I'm not hurting your Mommy, we are making you that little brother you want so bad.
So the boy smiles and the father takes him back to his room and tucks him in.
The next day the father comes home from work, the little boy is sitting on the steps crying.
The father asks, 'What's wrong son?"
The little boy replies, "You know that baby brother you and Mommy were making."
The fatter smiles and says, "Yes."
The little boy says, "Well forget it, the mailman came over today and ate him!"
Jul 16, 2009
Pussy Joke Number 12
Two guys sitting in a bar talking about pussy.
The first guy says, "I hate it when I bring a girl over to my place, I bang her hard, dump my load into her pussy and she gets up and drips goo all over the bed and floor on the way to the bathroom."
The second guy says, "I solved that."
The first guy replies, "Did you put a towel next to the bed?"
The second guy responds, "Nope, I just let the air out and carry her into the shower and wash her there!"
The first guy says, "I hate it when I bring a girl over to my place, I bang her hard, dump my load into her pussy and she gets up and drips goo all over the bed and floor on the way to the bathroom."
The second guy says, "I solved that."
The first guy replies, "Did you put a towel next to the bed?"
The second guy responds, "Nope, I just let the air out and carry her into the shower and wash her there!"
Jul 15, 2009
Pussy Joke Number 11
Man tells his girlfriend...
I'd like a little pussy.
The girl replies,
So would I.
I'd like a little pussy.
The girl replies,
So would I.
Jul 9, 2009
Jul 8, 2009
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